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Fuck.. ugh I really almost detest that word as its over used and I much prefer have hot monkey animal sex with! Or how about hump that sausage pole then devour like a hungry third world 20 year old looking to make a quick buck to feed the family! *ok that one was a bit mean but I KNOW you still laughed! * In the words of one of my favorite if not MY FAVORITE musicals, Avenue Q “we’re all a little bit racist”. Thanks Olive Leaf for showing me the youtube clips to that musical I could die!.

Well lets bring this back to topic shall we? Ok so a good pal of mine’s theory is you can tell alot about a person based on what celebrities they would and wouldn’t fuck. She is so adment about it that she has been known to stop talking to people based on their fantasies with the forbidden or rather most likely not to happen! So Casey here is a list of who I would fuck and why and who I wouldn’t, hope we are still friends after this lol!

Tyson BE MINE PLEASE

1. Tyson Beckford! For one thing we all know that while I would man handle any man with a decent sized cock, I do seem to go for the darker of the chocolate more often than not. I love Tyson’s build and how manly he is, to look at this man makes my liver quiver! I swear I could honestly almost cum while viewing this picture and I do not care if you are gay or bi sexual or straight, if you are truly secure in your sexuality you will find this man is almost God like status is his build.

Another bonus is he is no sterotypical dum dum. Tyson is smart, witty and often known for his very generous and caring side. I like that he doesn’t live very lavishly; yet, he likes to make sure the ladies do! Spoil her keep little to yourself! I LIKE! I would love to mount this staillion right where the back drop is for this lovely picture, on the beach! Feeling him trust inside me and my tits flopping about as the water glides over them, simply heavenly if I do say so myself. Have the half weightless feel as we turn and toss about in the sand and half in the water. Who cares if any one sees us… I mean who wouldn’t want to be caught bouncing up and down on THAT DING A LING?

Man Gets Sexier With Age!

2. Moving on with my celebrity fantasy wet dreams would be Will Smith! This man is so outrageous hot and what is worse is he gets hotter with age! Will was once known as the immature, ever running pranks, and basic wanna be bad boy on his hit show of the time Princess of Bel Air, he then went on to do dumb comedy movies and eventually landed into some heavy hitting more mature adult roles such as Ali. Enough about his career though look that that BODY! Even in one of his latest movies, I Am Legend, the man was ripped! I about jumped out of my seat at the theater and licked the popcorn and soda syrup stains off the cloth like screen just to pretend I was touching that Legendary body. Also let us please note the many interviews with Jada, where she denotes he is very freaky in bed and even had a special room built for their bdsm play. My only question would be whether I would be able to get the collar on him? Hmmm?

With that known tidbit I would have to say I would tie Will to a bed and tickle him with my nipples then tongue bathe him with a subbie watching the corner, and proceed in riding him till my little heart stopped beating!

A humina humina humina OH!

3. If Mr Denzel Washington is not on your list of celebrity ugly bumpers then you are A. lying to yourself, B. extremely homophobic and lying to yourself or C. been under a rock for the past 10 years. This man is dead sexy and just like Will Smith only time makes him better! He maybe older than me but that just means this interracial relationship would benefit me by him teaching me a few things, as I am sure I could give this old dog a new bone to fetch!

He seems so sensual in all his movies and in real life, I would like to break that. I would want him to toss me against a wall and fuck me like a back alley 2 dollar whore. Just rip my clothes off, call me a slut and bend me every which way, even pull my hair. I want to see that nice Training Day side of him like when he is slipping it to Eva Mendez.

Latina Love

4. Which brings me to my fourth star crossed lover, the big bootied Eva Mendez! This lady is just hella hot! She started as a video babe now is a major actress with a major Asset! Her ass is so delicious, I would do 1000 jumping jacks upside down in a nursing home for 10 days straight just to have the chance to lace it with Cherry Sherbert and lick it off her slowly, while tongue kissing it back into her mouth for a glorious snowball. *I don’t ask for much do I?* Yes while I have bigger boobies I like her smaller ones, its a nice contrast! Put my hands around them and just suckle on them for a few hours! YUM! Not to mention how she admitted in Maxim magazine she has an addiction to Red Bull! I would slather myself in Red Bull just to get her eyes watering with passion and pounce on me to lick it off. Ahh lesbo fantasies!

Oh So Foxy

5. Megan Fox, need I say more? She is the essence of all our wet dreams at the moment be you realize it or not! She would be my Eva opposite, big boobies and not much ass but those eyes! Omg I could just sit there masturbating while looking into those eyes and just have an explosive orgasm. Ok I admit it the Maxim edition with her featured, I cut her out and posted her on my wall like some high school crazed fan and I do often masturbate to those eyes. My semi creepy confession yes its true.

Ok so lets get to those losers I wouldn’t fuck if God ordered me to at risk of losing all my beauty and brains. Please note I REFUSE post pictures of these trolls, want to see them then google!

1. Flava Flav. He was ew back in the day and just as gross now only now his ego is out of the house due to the throng of fame straved, ghetto ass no bodies throwing themselves at him. This troll shouldn’t be on anyone’s radar that has a brain, realizes that reality star fame doesn’t last long at all, and has any kind of self respect about themselves, and yes this is coming from what many describe as a “phone ho”. At least I keep it real, I am here for the money, and while the fun intelligent conversation is a plus; I am not chasing fame at all, just trying to get through college!

2. Flava Flava’s Troll offspring New York. This bitch reminds me of the WIll Smith Song *heart pitter patter* where he describes getting down into the bed with a hottie and her ass comes off with her jeans and her bra was stuffed, her weave falls off and she has no hair, then her eye lashes, and her lips deflate. Well that is Tiffany in a nutshell. She is loud and ignorant and makes an ass of her self everytime she appears. From her tacky clothes *note not trashy but tacky* to her over the top ugly fake hair, to her loud obnoxious voice. She is as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside and any one who could get a boner to that is truly desprete as the thought of her makes my pussy dry out!

3.  Bret Micheals. This man has acosted me everywhere! Reality shows, my Ipod, GO AWAY! Any old fart who requires as much or more hairspray and eyeliner as I do I could do without. Also Bretty Boy I’ve seen the sex tape… unamaginative and your dick is well uninspiring….

4.  Simon Cowell. A. how did you get famous again? Oh yeah for being euro trash that likes to diss people for doing something you can’t do yourself… Also seen the beach pictures, talk to Bret, I am sure he can lend you his penis pump you limp dick loser!

5. Star Jones. Not smart, very annoying, needs to lay off the ding dongs, and stop beating up on you boy toys…. remember beatings are fun when consentual you retard!

Ok well those were my celebrity hotties who I would love to just slip down on and give them the head job of their lives and also the bozos I would love to erase from the face of the Earth. Call me up tonight and tell me who you would or wouldn’t do!

Tada Its Sara!

I had the best time interviewing and being interviewed by a great domme named Sara of Sarasplayground.com! She is a Mistress like me on Niteflirt and is very intelligent and fun and knows her way around a kink! Our podcast goes from the normal licking and sucking of the foot to the psychology behind the foot obsession and the sexuality of it all.  We dive into fashion and even go over how fairy tales *yes we are all Princess’s at heart DAMN IT and I still love Cinderella!* have very adult and fetishy connotations! You will love her voice as she is now my official female crush, she is on my list I tell ya.

My favorite part of the interview was finding out how flexible young Miss dominant Sara is! She can give a foot fuck job while sitting pretty on top of a guy’s back and riding him like a horsey! I admit I am shocked, awed and impressed by this feat, pun intended! I will have to try this one out very soon on one of my real time submissives.

Sara is tried and true my boys, her phone sex voice is out of this world, her pervert mind is ever churning with even dirtier things to do and best of all it seems bottomless. If you do not listen to any of my other podcasts this is truly one to cry over if you do not listen. Sara was a delight and I can not wait to interview her again in the future.

Because I know after listening to that podcast you will die to talk to such a delight, Sara has graciously given me her call button to place here for any of you to use to call her!

In my short time on Niteflirt actually taking calls I have achieved a mini mile stone that I am sure in a month’s time I can wiz through like nothing yet again…. thanks to the throng of guys that worship me and live this wonderfully wacky lifestyle we call bdsm! You guys are always good about leaving me feedback and of course spoiling me. Also speaking of feedback if you look at my main listing you will see one glorious little pighead who called me lame, *laughs ass off quite literally*. Not that I like to be dramatic nor care about my feedback so much as I know in a few days it will be buried under a mass of more positive things I just found this little story funny as fuck! Guy calls me up and asks if I will bark like a dog, now I remind him nicely he called a domination line and I am the one that likes to ask if he barks like a dog. He answers no and our quick little 2 minute conversation is over. He then emails me on Niteflirt asking that I refund him or give me free pictures because I scammed him. Please guys not just for me but for all us working girls, do read the ad first and try to think with your top head not your lower one before you click to call? I told him go ahead leave me bad feedback its just a testiment to how I won’t let a dead wrong customer or subbie walk all over me. Not even 2 minutes after he did (almost longer than our call) my sweetie comes along and calls him a savage and spoiled me loads!

Also I have a new extreme tasks out for you humiliation sluts look for it in the tasks section. It is quite extreme…. and only for those that like to end up crying at night at the dignity I sucked from them.

I am also working on some erotic stories, they will be lumped with the tasks but labeled appropriately. They will be more like long diary entries about my dates with my black studs, cause as you guys know I crave black cock. I love how it feels in me and every time I have it it feels different but so good! So I will publish in my blog the short versions, omitting the nicer parts and in my stories you can read about the entire night and all the juicy tid bits and in some cases pictures of the acts!

For you audio freaks, I love you all! I will also make mp3′s where I talk about it! Both free versions and full ones, how I hate the word free lets call it a trailer? Shall we?

ok Guys I have to hop off and will be back tomorrow with an interview with one of my favorite Niteflirt Dommes. Check in tomorrow to see who it is!

Amberly

Ok so here is my podcast number four its much longer than my normal podcasts as its me rambling *with a slightly sore throat* about my thoughts, views and opinions on that which is Chastity Belts! DUN DUN DUN!

Within my crazy lady rant I go over why all men that are submissive should wear belts, I mean simply to show who is boss and that to gain that satisfaction from proving to your Master and or Mistress that you can, are and will be compliant to whatever tasks that are asked of them.

I briefly address a misconception of wearing chastity belts and exalt my favorite belt the mighty CB 3000; before I spoil more of my pod cast however I would like to continue on with more news to my website.

I would like to do fetish interviews from now on with my girlfriends on my podcasts and you can help! Within the week I will be changing my polls and posting pictures and brief descriptions of my girlfriends and let you pick which girl and essentially which topic will be discussed in my next podcast! It’s like readers choice awards but better! Listener’s choice awards?

So be sure to be here with bells on! *curses the fact that shes southern and her southernisms will never leave her!*

warning this is one of my random posts about my political beliefs, stop now to jerk off to pretty picture other wise feel free to read on THEN jerk off to pretty picture

Trying to Think and Sneeze!

Ok so lets talk about my least favorite subject, the invasion of reality tv shows into my world. At first it was simple to avoid, pop on The Simpsons or Family Guy and away you go but now those are even to droll and the creators are pushing the series to far and even making reality show spoofs which to me is worse than watching the damn shows.

Lets analyze the stupidity that is reality shows.

A. They are NOT based on reality. They find the most mentally unstable, the most pompous asses and other undeniable social rejects and toss them into a huge mansion they wouldn’t normally be able to even get close enough to throw a rock at and watch the mayhem begin if not have the producers start it. Oh yeah those taped interviews…. can you say LEADING QUESTIONS.

” So TELL US RACHEL do you HATE ROBIN?…”

Of course the mindless fucktwit is going to say yes, she is a fucking LEMMING. Now my response… um…. I met her like yesterday…. give me two months when we are both tired of looking at the same four fucking walls and looking at the same four fucking people and lets see if the answer remains the same….

B. They all revolve around dating. Nope don’t lie, even if its not a dating show the contestants always fuck and end up causing some one to go home cause the banging wasn’t as toe curling as the other would have hoped or was to good in some cases. Which leads me to my next point.

C. Celebs and celeb dating. They are ALWAYS some C class celeb, which true maybe higher status than me but by a CUNT HAIR! The celeb dating shows especially I Love New York GROSSS, fucking troll looking woman with an ignorant and arrogant attitude not to mention more fake parts than that Will Smith song *skin crawls*. Only contestants on that show want a chance in the spot light and you know they deserve it for kissing any one of those treasure trolls. Make a Who Wants to Fuck the Brains Out Of Jake Gyllenhaal Show Ill be there with bells and boots on and little else!

D. There is always a part fucking 2. If its a game show ok I can see it if its a good show like Fear Factor but fucking Who Wants to be America’s Next Top Model? GET OVER IT! The FIRST WINNER IS A FUCKING LOSER! Arianne Curry who I TOTALLY had the hots for is married to an old hag of hay Brady Bunch star for pete’s sake! She totally lost her modeling career and has to stick to cheap reality shows JUST to fucking cut muster, sorry guys I don’t think so, not a fan anymore! None of your girls I heard a thing from AFTER the show but maybe here and there, time to cut the cords on that flop. Also American Idol, Please Stop It Now! Only Kelly and Daughtry are worth a dam, ok I love Carrie too, the others? Where the hell are they? Burn that show! Fucking Simon’s comments are only funny for so long then its like, ” Is that his entire act?” Really only the auditions are worth watching and even those bring me to tears in how sad they are…

E. Every new show is a spin off of an older one which is slightly if not more pathetic than the first one even being aired. Your showing how desprete America is for entertainment by showing how exploiting how desprete American’s are to be famous, which the fame lasts about as long as it takes for a knat to change its mind and fly in a different direction. I mean other than being naked all the time, does anyone remember the name of the original Survivor or the winners after him? Don’t cheat and google and leave a comment its bad karma and a karma kitty will bite you!

F. Their maybe no scientific evidence to prove this but its my theory and by God damn I sticking to IT! Watching reality tv shows will KILL YOU FAST, I MEAN FAST IT KILLS BRAIN CELLS. Take a stethscope to your forehead while watching one *the Hills is included* listen as they scream and beg for mercy as they wither and eventually die of the mindlessness of it all.

Ok ok ok so I rattled on a bit again but after spending a Thursday and the better part of a Friday Night sick and in bed at home and flipping threw channels trying to avoid what I dread the most but being hounded with it this is the blog I wrote.

Happy fetishes?

Amberly

Why do I find this topic so fucking hilarious that it needs it own blog post? Simple! Cause I find so many many guys contacting me asking if I will some how cockhold them? At first this puzzled me *maybe I was buzzed? who knows!* I try to deliver fantasies whenever a guy really has one he wants to discuss so I asked very nicely, softly, slowly, and with tact…. You want me to hold your cock?… Then what?…?

The answer is either a click cause I am apparently suppose to correct what some dingbat pushed into this poor losers mind or they ask me to fuck a guy while they Watch! I always giggle and chuckle a bit then say the term is CUCKOLDING, comes from the cuckatoos who the female cheats on hubby has an egg and leaves him to lay on it. *sounds like an awesome species from my vantage I must say*.

Yes this post isn’t my normal 100 page post but I thought I would bring a chuckle and education to the people out there reading.

Happy Fetishes!

Amberly

Sissification Made Simple

I get so many many calls from my sweet little femme boys waiting me to do various things to make them more girly or force them or black mail them into humiliating themselves. What astonshies me though is most call kinda knowing what it is they are after fantasy wise but not understanding their fantasy. You know whether you are bi-sexual or not or even are bi-curious; yet, confused as to how to convey that to me, as if I would balk and hang up on you….

So in order to celebrate one of my many favorite types of slaves I am dedicated a whole blog post to forced feminization and the types there are. Please note this is comprehensive and there is no way one could sit and write a blog post solely on every avenue and nook and cranny of forced feminization and possibly have a life, *laughs herself sick*. Lets get started shall we?

First of what most of the fem boys love is being humiliated in some way shape or form. Be it to wear cutsie girly pink under clothes like bloomers and pintafores; to suck cock like a back street whore or be ass raped by a mythically long and thick black stud with the fucking stamina of Hercules; to be dressed up in the nines like a Sac’s Fifth Avenue Mannequin only to be pimped out like a dime store hooker in a cheap motel while I stand outside and collect money; to be enslaved by a dominant being who will use them to clean their house and do other various demeaning and gross chores we ourselves all detest in doing; to be dressed in female attire or any state of undress or dress and paraded around outside in the publick (example: shopping at Victoria Secret’s or going to clubs and trying to pick up men for laughs and giggles). Sure I could continue with the examples but no matter the limits of the sissy or fem boy there is always the factor of humiliation; be it willingly or forced.

Lets define the difference between Forced Feminization and just feminization. Why did I capitalize the first? DUH! To emphasize that its FORCED as in COAXED! This is the guy that gets caught sniffing your panties and as punishment you FORCE you walk around your house in them cleaning as your friends stop by or make him wear a thong to work. This guy is the one that wouldn’t go purchase the undies for his own pleasure willingly, wouldn’t doll himself up, doesn’t dream of cock or sucking huge fat dripping pieces of man meat… NO, untill you introduce him to the lured world of it. At first even the second or fifth time he is reluctant and has to chastized and firmly handled in order to mold him into doing as I want. This is the guy where you must dangle that perverbal carrot in front of his nose, remind him you have pictures of him in those stockings and garters and thongs and heels; remind him you know his wife’s cell number; you know where he works and the such to get him to do even more humiliating and degrading and ever more outlandish things which only prove to dig is well ever so deeper. To sum it up this is the kind of guy that can be made to do anything!

Then we have our sissy tea parties cuties! These can be tons and tons of fun as you can dress them up like a life size barbie, change their name, get your nails done with them, exchange gossip, get your hair done, massages at day spas, shop and just about anything you would normally do with a normal everyday chicka you hang out with. There is a bit of a split though; more of a three way.

The first guy wants to be completely female, so much so he is almost a tranny but not quite ready for that step or might never. “She” dons herself as a female daily if only to wear women’s lingerie when “she” MUST run around in “her” man outfit. “She” wants to go out and dance with you and party with you and even pick up tonights fuck with you. “Her” goal is to be as feminine as womanly as girly as possible. She calls her penis her clitty, her ass her pussy. She grows her hair long and plucks her eyebrows. If she were a woman she would ALMOST upstage you! *giggles*

Next you have the guy that is just like the above forementioned; however, wouldn’t go as far as to suck cock though may eat cremepie. For those who don’t know what cremepie is its when a man ejackulates into a female’s cunt and leaves it there only to eat it out of her pussy or to have some cuckold, sissy or the like to eat it out of her pussy. They love to be girly and much of this fetish is an intense fantasy that they will most likely never truely do in real life or if so will do on a limited basis. Either way they are a blast to dress up and parade around for personal amusement.

The last guy likes to dress up whenever the mood strikes him and he is horny. He likes to feel a bit feminine while he jerks off in the mirror looking wonderfully smashing in heels, waist high silk panties that trap the human bodily scents so well and a nice marabou baby doll. He loves to be sneaky about it too; going into dorm rooms when girls are out on Friday nights and raiding not the panty drawer but the dirty laundry bin; going to laundry mats and casing them out to see when an unsuspecting female walks off without so much of a suspicion that her underthings will be wisked away the second she takes her car just on the other side of the building. Once inside he sifted through the bras and jeans and dresses and silks and satins and saffon till he finds the panties and bras and stockings that match his particular kink! He shoves them down his pants or tee shirt and scurries out like the rat that he is and back home where he can wear them as he beats off into a mirror to narcissitically admire his self in his beauty and taboo yet oh so criminal endevere. This guy is a personal favorite as his fixation is that of addiction and it only grows as each time he gets away with it!

So we have gone over the first section of females, onward and upward to the cumsluts! *again another personal fave!*

Cumsluts come in so many many varieties and flavors that its almost so hard to go into the different catagories so I will speak generally and admit there are varitions to the normalcy I am placing on this interesting yet disgusting delicious and twisted group! Now the reasons for being a cumslut vary so much which is the sole reason why there are many different types. Some are bi-sexual or bi-curious, some just like the taste yet consider themselves straight, a nice chunk are addicted to some form of heavy drug and pimp themselves out to pay for their addiction *making me the enabler?*, a few enjoy the humilation aspect, you have your cuckolds as well, along comes the aforementioned sissies who want to be more feminine *this is one of thier ways of being more so, so they straddle two catagories, as many people with fantasies and fetishes do” and bringing up the rear are the FAGS!!! The straight out flambouant sissies who are marvelous, love cock and not afraid to show it!. All of them want to be gang banged *ok some don’t want actual anal sex but most do!* by as many gigantic cocks as they can! Fill the Dallas Cowboy statium with hot young, hard bodied, black, 10 inch or more , thick aching cocks and set him in the middle and he is officially in heaven and maybe comparable to Jesus in his eyes!

So for you sissy fucks who were not quite sure where you landed in the spectrum and have a hard time describing your kinks and fetishes, not out of complete and utter shyness or disgrace with one self for having to admit it to another living breathing human; I hope this guide will allow you explain to me or anyone else you encounter what it is exactly your looking for when being girlified!

TaTa

Amberly!