Female Superiority and Spankings
Hello again world, I am emerging back to the land of the living just to disappear but this time not so unexpectedly. I am moving as of Monday to Georgia to become a peach for late winter, spring and summer. Then back to Texas for Fall and Winter, kinda like a really pretty elusive bird, heads south for winter, only is kinda odd as she goes back north a bit for the harsher part of winter? Truth be told I just want to stake out my part of the Spring break white beaches before the other college hotties get up here.
Updates: as of early next week I will have ring tones ready for purchase, 20 second sound bytes for your phone, also getting more video and picture sets and galleries up and added to both niteflirt and my fetish members area. Along with all theses I am creating a 2009 calendar for you boys, complete with notes and special Amberly Hoildays, yearly, monthly, weekly and daily. Lots more ways to have me assimulate into your life!
One last update: I did give myself a raise, to 2.99 a minute. I was having back to back calls and while that is nothing to complain about when phone sex and niteflirt is part of what you use to pay tuition, I was getting alot of really good regular callers angry as they could never catch me before some one else snags you. In keeping with the basic principals of supply and demand, I upped my rates a bit *ok alot* so that everyone has their fair chance. Remember, heres the upsale, I have a special line availible to only those in my members area that is is my old 1.99 a minute rate for those in my members area. $60 bucks now and poof you get me for that sweet rate *winks* not to mention the pictures videos and tasks and such.
Ok so about the podcast and my views. Now if I went on about my views in a podcast we might be here for a few years listening to my rant and rave and give elusive examples but I won’t be doing that today. Instead I am writing yet another novel for the search engines and phone sex callers and blog reading lovers and Amberly enthuists to read.
Why are men inferior in my opinion? Simple, in the stereotypical world that we live in, try as we may to deny it or try to step out of it, men are the bread winners and leader of the house. He leaves early in the morning to toil away to create a nice living condition for the wife at home who sits watching soap operas and gets her nails and hair done and basically living off the working man’s dime. If this doesn’t sound like the slave days of yore where the Queen would have minions doing all the work and creating profits for her glory then I honestly don’t know what does.
Society has placed women on silver pedestals for centuries and cross cultures, so why would something that is almost revered as a God be inferior to the ones worshiping it? If your argument is that women have had no influence over the major events of the world, they how come wars have been fought for territory and women and love? Then how come such names as Pandora, Cleopatra, Queen Elizabeth, Lady Godiva and countless others come to mind be they mythical or coporeal? Women have always run the world secretly through the powers of seduction and the rouse of being helpless and defenseless and sometimes a pinch of naivity to seal the deal. Even the stereotypical blonde bimbo is no fool, or the gold diggers of the world. Its a craft that is honed just like any other job that men have ever held. To be charming and always able to handle what comes at you is not easy and these women should win Grammies for making it seem so.
The concept, for those who still doubt my creeds and idealogy, is as primal as it is animalistic. Men as slaves is no clearer shown as it is in the animal kingdom. For this example lions will be used. The male lion gets to ensure his genes are passed along so long as he can have a harem of lionesses; however, he is at constant threat of being dethrowned from his place in the world by other lions at every moment. For him to hold his place of grace amongst the women he loves he must fight and sometimes die. The lioness though doesn’t care one way or another who the male is, be he the new comer or the old man. In her life more priorities are present. This fact is held true in their human counterparts. For the most part, girls can always find another man. It’s not hard, even though its a fact their are more women than men on this Earth. The deck is simply just stacked against those with the penis, even when statistically they should be winning and the shoe on the other foot.
Ok on a completely unrelated note, I want to address the fact that I enjoy giving spankings to be it man or woman and why I wouldn’t have a spanking listing up on Niteflirt. Put the buring torches down and the noose on a limp for a moment my die hard bdsm lovers. It takes Niteflirt a few days to approve a listing and I get so busy that I sometimes forget, HEY I DO THAT CATAGORY AS WELL, and I figured since I have a bdsm listing I would naturally get those calls, but Steve, my of my new favorites worth mentioning, gave me a chance and called anyway and we talked about his favorite bdsm kink/ topic….. drum rolls….. SPANKINGS as opposed to spankings.
We had a great time discussing the types of instruments used for punishment such as switches, canes, floggers, cat of nine tails * a personal favorite though I tend to break mine after a few months use*, whips, paddles and even a nice flat hair brush *though I find using brissles can be a blast as well for those who like a little more pain*. Yes that is a short list, I am trying to keep my novel short and curt damn it. He gave me some excellant tips on mixing a little bit of water with baby oil to keep the skin from damaging during the beatings as well as soaking your wooden abusers in water * or was it water and oil, makes note to ask again* so that it adds a bit of sting as well as helps the skin.
In our conversation as well we talked about how many dominants like to use hands and make the spankings boring, this saddens me. For those reading here are some fun ways to liven up a spanking session.
1. Add an element of surprise and humilation *knotice I didn’t say verbal*. Make him dress up all sissy style or make her scream stuff while being beaten like ” I like wear my panties on my head” and other ridiculous phrases.
2. Make up a reason for the punishment. They came over to late, there is a stain on her clothes, he didn’t address you right, she knocked on the door to loud. Makes the fantasy become more in depth.
3. While I love spanking people over my knee, that shouldn’t be the only position that is utilized. Place them up against the wall with hands over their head, spanking them on the floor, while they stand, have them lay over the back of the couch with their hands and head and upper torso on the bottom cushion…. once again a short list but be creative and move it around. * in the shower is fun too *winks**
4. The sound of the wack against the body is often more exciting than the actual spanking, so whatever you do use something that makes a loud bang!
5. Make it fun most of all! Don’t try to stick to any stereotypes or script, make it spontaneous and different each time. Monoity is the death of all sexual exploration and kink!
6. For you slaves, squirm and wiggle and resist. Makes the spankings fun for us and engages the domme. If I wantted to beat a lifeless sack of bones, I would go find some road kill. No I want to punish you, so give me a reason to continue damn it!
And just for steve here is my spanking listing. Its still unapproved but anyone can call lol.
Slave Submission and CBT
I have a plethora of pictures for my readers today, but before you reach down into your pants and whip out your cocks please note none this time are of me but rather the devotion my slaves and subbies have to show for and of me.
In my last post, I mentioned briefly one of my favorite subbies which is tony. He is a chastity slave who upon next Sunday will have been in his CB3000 for about a month and will have earned the right for a 24 hour period in which he will be given pictures of me to jerk off to and the right to have explosive orgasms, of course all the while on the phone with me. To test the loyalty of said slave and to see if he is a slave rather than a mere submissive *note difference will be discussed in next paragraph*, I had a simple task for him. To change his Niteflirt.com name to something reflecting me. Please note his old nf name was something like, bigtonysub or something of the like. Enter photograph A, to see the picture to it’s huge entirety be sure to click on it, then you can see the enlarged version
Tony’s new name as you can all see is now Im Amberlys. Now a question I was asked by one of my pal’s was how does this show devotion. Well everytime he leaves feedback or calls others his name will show up as Im Amberlys, denoting that he owns me. I am not naive to the fact most guys on NIteflirt are whores and call just about every girl on the damn site before their addiction is squandered (if it ever is…). This fact doesn’t bother me at all but when a guy says he is truly devoted and loves me this is a great way to find out if he truly means it. Other dom’s will be angered by his name should he call them and he knows it, and other know the wrath as well, so for him to change his name to that proves his devotion.
Ok as promised here is the difference between a mere submissive and a slave. I would rather refrane from making this post the novel it could be so I’ll try to make this brief. A submissive, just like a wild animal, is just a passive human who would rather not take the lead role in most obstacles; however, can and will set limits and will do some things on their own and of their own volition. A slave bows down and cowers and quite simply MUST have some one dictate their lives for them. From eating to drinking, from working to personal time, from clothing to cleaning; everything must be laid out for them or they feel helpless and empty. It is the dominant’s job then to fill the void the slave is feeling and give them purpose and meaning; and it is that in a nutshell that I seek to achieve with Tony.
As more proof of his love here is a testiment from Tony to me, during a time he couldn’t afford to talk to Princess, I have a nasty habit of draining his Niteflirt account dry, opps lol. Read the rules of a truly devoted submissive slave, for those serving other mistresses, goddesses and princesses please read his words and learn and feel the love and devotion a true devotee should have for that in which he or she is devoted to.
When he came to me he was very weak minded; yet, lost not knowing exactly what it was that he was searching for, that is when he landed on my Niteflirt page and we began to speak and he told me of his situation. I began to correct his misconceptions about a dominant and submissive relationship and then realized he was far more pathetic than your run of the mill sub man, he was a true chastity and control slave. So all those rooting for Tony, please give him encouragement this week as its his last week before he goes back into the bondage he so righteously seeks. Maybe I can introduce him into the work of cbt, for those that don’t know what the fuck that is, its cock and ball torture, quiet fun if done right!
Moving along to another one of my favorite subbies is a subbie who will remain nameless but I can say this…. HE IS A BIG sissy and extremely kinky and amusing. I mean take a gander at THIS PICTURE:
I love a nice forced bi slave and he was happily turned into a sissy just for me. Now I am quiet observant of limits for my submissive males and his was no males, but that doesn’t mean Princess can’t whip out her dong! That’s right I made him deliciously happy with Princess’s big fat 10 inch dildo. Started with some oral training and finished off in his man pussy aka ass training. The pictures are to die for if you ask me =). Please note the use of a tooth brush as a make shift dildo for his in the closet fairy ass, I love it!
Podcast: Interview with Starlight
Ok just some show notes on another wonderful podcast interview with Starlight2939 of Niteflirt.com. We decided to talk about one of our many favorite fetishes which is sissy boys and boy was it interesting. Ranging from why we love sissies to the fun we have playing with the to funny things we have done with our little fruitloops! Starlight is definately more of a sensual domme but don’t get me wrong she knows how to get you under thumb! Starlight is a true delight for any little sissy that comes her way and I highly recommend her! Get her boys before your going to have to stand in line!
Not sure if this is considered a V cast aka video podcast or not but I made my first crappy video with windows movie maker while drunk after a frat party a couple of nights ago, foolishly uploaded it to youtube and poof here we go lol. Nothing special just a mini advertisement set to some royalty free music I picked up a while back. Been meaning to make preview videos of the 4 videos I currently have for sale but I admit college is taking its toll and some of my goals I am surely not reaching.
Further news I would like to commend one of my new favorite little minions of Niteflirt, his screen name is jackoff jimmy, but to me he’s my personaly silly billy. His kinky fantasies are so indepth and erotic, he is one of the few piggies if not only that turn me on with his fantasies, I mean I really don’t have to add much. Now 99.9% of all fetishes get me off in some way shape or form or rather just amuse me, I just usually have to put my pervert cap on and add to it and usually shock the caller on the other end, “Oh MY FUCKING GOD! She just went THERE!!!! I didn’t even know that was POSSIBLE!” Yeah buddy I know your triggers and can take you a step further! But Jimmy! It’s a struggle but I can do it! He is a challenge and he knows how to spoil a Princess. So he definately deserves mention!
Special shout out to Tony as well my little chastity boy, haven’t heard from you in a bit, hope your still wearing that CB 3000 as I haven’t given permission to take it off. Tony is a special pet of mine, calls and sounds so pathetic, I don’t know if I should tease him or hold him to my breasts and coo at him and tell him everything is going to be alright…! He cries and whines and moans but personally I think I drained his bank account dry temporarily. See he called every day for a bit for decent periods of time and well his addiction seems to have gotten the better of him. To bad Tony you can’t take off your chastity belt till you call in and I give permission and I know you read my blog so don’t think I’ll offer it here! *evil snicker*. Makes me feel like snidely whiplash talking about him so but its ok, he likes it when I’m mean!
Also in other news, My birthday for all those that care, which is most everyone reading this blog, is Novemeber 9! I’ll be 21 and I know you guys want me to live it up since I’ll be finally legal to drink. No I don’t do Amazon, I take Niteflirt silly billys and tributing is a great way to get mentioned in my blog not to mention some unseen pictures that only tributing submissives and pay piggies get. I also am going into the photo studio again and will have some Amberly exclusives coming out probably around my birthday, if you want a sneak peak besure to RSVP by “donating” to my birthday bash fund! Who knows I might get naked and write your name one some dirty spot on my body and take a picture just for you!
That is basically it for today though I have some great things and new tasks in the work for this weekend so be sure to tune in guys you won’t want to miss some of the fun I have cooking!
What Celebrity Would You Fuck?
Fuck.. ugh I really almost detest that word as its over used and I much prefer have hot monkey animal sex with! Or how about hump that sausage pole then devour like a hungry third world 20 year old looking to make a quick buck to feed the family! *ok that one was a bit mean but I KNOW you still laughed! * In the words of one of my favorite if not MY FAVORITE musicals, Avenue Q “we’re all a little bit racist”. Thanks Olive Leaf for showing me the youtube clips to that musical I could die!.
Well lets bring this back to topic shall we? Ok so a good pal of mine’s theory is you can tell alot about a person based on what celebrities they would and wouldn’t fuck. She is so adment about it that she has been known to stop talking to people based on their fantasies with the forbidden or rather most likely not to happen! So Casey here is a list of who I would fuck and why and who I wouldn’t, hope we are still friends after this lol!
1. Tyson Beckford! For one thing we all know that while I would man handle any man with a decent sized cock, I do seem to go for the darker of the chocolate more often than not. I love Tyson’s build and how manly he is, to look at this man makes my liver quiver! I swear I could honestly almost cum while viewing this picture and I do not care if you are gay or bi sexual or straight, if you are truly secure in your sexuality you will find this man is almost God like status is his build.
Another bonus is he is no sterotypical dum dum. Tyson is smart, witty and often known for his very generous and caring side. I like that he doesn’t live very lavishly; yet, he likes to make sure the ladies do! Spoil her keep little to yourself! I LIKE! I would love to mount this staillion right where the back drop is for this lovely picture, on the beach! Feeling him trust inside me and my tits flopping about as the water glides over them, simply heavenly if I do say so myself. Have the half weightless feel as we turn and toss about in the sand and half in the water. Who cares if any one sees us… I mean who wouldn’t want to be caught bouncing up and down on THAT DING A LING?
2. Moving on with my celebrity fantasy wet dreams would be Will Smith! This man is so outrageous hot and what is worse is he gets hotter with age! Will was once known as the immature, ever running pranks, and basic wanna be bad boy on his hit show of the time Princess of Bel Air, he then went on to do dumb comedy movies and eventually landed into some heavy hitting more mature adult roles such as Ali. Enough about his career though look that that BODY! Even in one of his latest movies, I Am Legend, the man was ripped! I about jumped out of my seat at the theater and licked the popcorn and soda syrup stains off the cloth like screen just to pretend I was touching that Legendary body. Also let us please note the many interviews with Jada, where she denotes he is very freaky in bed and even had a special room built for their bdsm play. My only question would be whether I would be able to get the collar on him? Hmmm?
With that known tidbit I would have to say I would tie Will to a bed and tickle him with my nipples then tongue bathe him with a subbie watching the corner, and proceed in riding him till my little heart stopped beating!
3. If Mr Denzel Washington is not on your list of celebrity ugly bumpers then you are A. lying to yourself, B. extremely homophobic and lying to yourself or C. been under a rock for the past 10 years. This man is dead sexy and just like Will Smith only time makes him better! He maybe older than me but that just means this interracial relationship would benefit me by him teaching me a few things, as I am sure I could give this old dog a new bone to fetch!
He seems so sensual in all his movies and in real life, I would like to break that. I would want him to toss me against a wall and fuck me like a back alley 2 dollar whore. Just rip my clothes off, call me a slut and bend me every which way, even pull my hair. I want to see that nice Training Day side of him like when he is slipping it to Eva Mendez.
4. Which brings me to my fourth star crossed lover, the big bootied Eva Mendez! This lady is just hella hot! She started as a video babe now is a major actress with a major Asset! Her ass is so delicious, I would do 1000 jumping jacks upside down in a nursing home for 10 days straight just to have the chance to lace it with Cherry Sherbert and lick it off her slowly, while tongue kissing it back into her mouth for a glorious snowball. *I don’t ask for much do I?* Yes while I have bigger boobies I like her smaller ones, its a nice contrast! Put my hands around them and just suckle on them for a few hours! YUM! Not to mention how she admitted in Maxim magazine she has an addiction to Red Bull! I would slather myself in Red Bull just to get her eyes watering with passion and pounce on me to lick it off. Ahh lesbo fantasies!
5. Megan Fox, need I say more? She is the essence of all our wet dreams at the moment be you realize it or not! She would be my Eva opposite, big boobies and not much ass but those eyes! Omg I could just sit there masturbating while looking into those eyes and just have an explosive orgasm. Ok I admit it the Maxim edition with her featured, I cut her out and posted her on my wall like some high school crazed fan and I do often masturbate to those eyes. My semi creepy confession yes its true.
Ok so lets get to those losers I wouldn’t fuck if God ordered me to at risk of losing all my beauty and brains. Please note I REFUSE post pictures of these trolls, want to see them then google!
1. Flava Flav. He was ew back in the day and just as gross now only now his ego is out of the house due to the throng of fame straved, ghetto ass no bodies throwing themselves at him. This troll shouldn’t be on anyone’s radar that has a brain, realizes that reality star fame doesn’t last long at all, and has any kind of self respect about themselves, and yes this is coming from what many describe as a “phone ho”. At least I keep it real, I am here for the money, and while the fun intelligent conversation is a plus; I am not chasing fame at all, just trying to get through college!
2. Flava Flava’s Troll offspring New York. This bitch reminds me of the WIll Smith Song *heart pitter patter* where he describes getting down into the bed with a hottie and her ass comes off with her jeans and her bra was stuffed, her weave falls off and she has no hair, then her eye lashes, and her lips deflate. Well that is Tiffany in a nutshell. She is loud and ignorant and makes an ass of her self everytime she appears. From her tacky clothes *note not trashy but tacky* to her over the top ugly fake hair, to her loud obnoxious voice. She is as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside and any one who could get a boner to that is truly desprete as the thought of her makes my pussy dry out!
3. Bret Micheals. This man has acosted me everywhere! Reality shows, my Ipod, GO AWAY! Any old fart who requires as much or more hairspray and eyeliner as I do I could do without. Also Bretty Boy I’ve seen the sex tape… unamaginative and your dick is well uninspiring….
4. Simon Cowell. A. how did you get famous again? Oh yeah for being euro trash that likes to diss people for doing something you can’t do yourself… Also seen the beach pictures, talk to Bret, I am sure he can lend you his penis pump you limp dick loser!
5. Star Jones. Not smart, very annoying, needs to lay off the ding dongs, and stop beating up on you boy toys…. remember beatings are fun when consentual you retard!
Ok well those were my celebrity hotties who I would love to just slip down on and give them the head job of their lives and also the bozos I would love to erase from the face of the Earth. Call me up tonight and tell me who you would or wouldn’t do!


















































