Farting Fetish: Ungirly Phone Sex

This fetish may seem… odd, but I have recently gotten WAY into the fart fetish phenomena, and I have to say the more I do this in real time the more I wish to do it with you bozos. Ass worship and ass tease and denial have long since been in my repetoir for a good many of you degenerates being as I have cute round rump, so the progression to farting and other “unfeminine” things is only natural.

The more I talk to or about you sorry excuses of human DNA, the more I grow to hate you guys and the more I wish to personally debase and humiliate you. Farting though considered by disgusting by some is the exact reason that I believe it perfect for you lower beings to be subject too.

I mean my ass over your face and that pungent aroma encompasses your nose and fills your lungs. It is almost like a part of me is actually in your dumbass. You are filled with royal poot! For once something worth while is in you!

Maybe if one of you are lucky, Ill break wind in a crowded elevator and make your eyes water…. with happiness as you breath IN!